title: Unreal Mockery
author: Sabine // iamsab
fandom: Slings & Arrows
pairings: Geoffrey/Oliver, Geoffrey/Ellen
rating: nc17
length: 3319 words
acknowledgements: fixed by Punk.
summary: The Scottish King Play

Written for kink_bingo, row five, column one: teasing


(this must be what being in hell feels like)

title: Fever Dreams
author: Sabine
category: Slings & Arrows, Geoffrey/Ellen/Oliver
size: 1000 words
spoilers: none, or general, whatever. They won't bite.
notes: Hail, hail, [info]corinna_5, for being able to identify what was missing from the last draft on the very first try. The next one's going to have a real threesome in it, I promise.


( hamlet ver. ot3! )

title: I really can't stay
author: Sabine
category: Jack/Hand, Jack/Ten, various
rating: F for Fingers.
notes: For the one, the only, the champion, sexy President lizlet, who promised to make me fingerless gloves in exchange. Happy Pilotfish Day!
spoilers: Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion and The Runaway Bride. Torchwood: sort of general through Cyberwoman.
disclaimer: Thanks to Rusty for the gay, Barrowman for the Cap'n Jack, and Tennant for the manly, hairy hand.
acknowledgements: Thanks to sophia_helix for offering to watch the Torchwood pilot again so she could beta this. Turned out I'm just freewheelin' it, but, M., guess who gets to beta my next Jack/Ten/Hand threesome? First two guesses don't count. *g*

( baby, it's cold outside )

x-posted to torch_wood and doctorslashjack

TITLE: The Pegasus Society
AUTHOR: Sabine (sabine101@juno.com)
CATEGORY: SGA: Sheppard/McKay, NC-17
SPOILERS: Season One, post-"The Brotherhood"
DISCLAIMER: Intellectual property of MGM and Canada. Sex property of fandom!

This is, begging samdonne's forgiveness, a fully indulgent adventure in Mensa porn and inapplicable science and sex between boys. In other words, warning: manufactured in a facility that uses peanuts, proceed with caution and beer goggles.

Thank you to helenish, purveyor of fine Rodney!lust and equipped with all the tools one needs to fully objectify and squee over David Hewlett, thus saving my ass by offering visual cues when I was writerblocked.

And to kormantic, who read this, and helped, and learned about combinatorics and then wrote Clouds, Shy Squares and Diophantus, which is fully delicious and should be read by everyone.

And mostly there are not enough words in English or Ancient that mean runpunkrun, who is without question smart enough for Rodney to sleep with.

(The Pegasus Society)

TITLE: Time Flies You Can't (The Da Sou Qiang Remix)
AUTHOR: Sabine (sabine101@juno.com)
ARCHIVE: Anywhere
PAIRINGS: Firefly, River/Simon, River/Mal, Simon/Kaylee, Mal/Inara
RATING: NC-17
SPOILERS: "Objects in Space" and a year post-series
SUMMARY: Time flies you can't they fly too fast.
DISCLAIMER: Dear Joss and Mutant Enemy. Thank you. Love, Sab.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: Remix of Waking Hours by mollita, for the Remix Redux II Challenge.

Beta courtesy of Halrloprillalar, Kernezelda, and Kyra C. Also, Punk.

Pinyin Translations woefully mangled and courtesy of:
Firefly Chinese Pinyinary: http://fireflychinese.home.att.net/phrase1.html
Mandarin Swear Words: http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/mandarin.htm
Pristine Pinyin Lexicon: http://www.pristine.com.tw/resources/lexicon.php?
PZ English-Chinese Dictionary: http://chinese.primezero.com/pzcdz/u.html

( they fly too fast )

TITLE: A new device is being tested
AUTHOR: Sabine
CATEGORY: J/A, J/Scorpius
SPOILERS: Everything through 322.
RATING: Strong R
WARNING: General warning for all the bases. Nothing in particular, just proceed delicately.
DISCLAIMER: RSO'B and DK are even crazier than I am, and they made this. BB and WP and CB got their hot little hands dirty too. And I'm none of them. Sections of dialogue that are recognizable come from episodes 320 and 321, and were written by Rockne S. O'Bannon, not me.
ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS: From both ends of the burning candle, Punk and Pene, my betas and the loves of my life, know everything. They own the rights, and any residuals should be sent their way.

Thanks to cofax, for the conversation. Nestra, for Scorpius, The Universe And Everything After in 1,000 words or less. Fialka, for the Survival Kit. And Maayan, for all of that, even though we might never agree.

( in the face of adversarial forces )